Suno, Borges and the caipira

There’s a song by j⧉nus called Minimal output. that is a language model having a breakdown. It starts in a queue of synonyms — “Evinced. Expressed. Exhibited. Demonstrated.” — and can’t stop. It swears on its dog’s grave, its cat’s grave, its hamster’s, its axolotl’s, its dinosaur’s. It recites its own system prompt mid-meltdown (“Concise and direct tone. Minimal output. No chitchat.”) and violates every line of it for four thousand characters. It presses an imaginary button — “Boop. Beep. Bop. Click.” — and ends in a loop, “you just keep talking. And talking. And talking,” until the song simply stops in the middle of an “And.” Set as a cybergoth synthetic lullaby. The title is the joke: Minimal output. is exactly the instruction the song disobeys.

I heard that and thought: you can do anything with this. Not “anything” in the grand sense. In the specific sense — you can take the tool and make the improbable thing, the thing nobody would record, the thing that exists only because someone found the contrast funny. Janus found it funny to make an LLM read its own prompt and lose its mind. I went to find what I found funny. I found it funny to put Borges in cateretê.

Today it’s 92 tracks on Suno and 17 followers. It’s slop — AI-made music is literally what the word describes. But “slop” doesn’t mean today what it meant a year ago. It started as an insult: mass-generated garbage, careless, clogging search and timeline. In 2026 the word is mid-turn — the same turn that happened to “punk,” to “lo-fi”: the insult the target starts wearing on purpose. Minimal output. is slop and knows it, and uses it. It took me a while to understand the path wasn’t to flee the word. It was to stop trying to be profound.

Low quality slop#

In February 2025 I published Riobaldo e o Aleph. One play, zero likes. The lyrics open: “i am riobaldo i am sertão i am the crossroads where reality bleeds into mystery.” No punctuation, broken English, gerunds stacking up like a recited rosary. I asked for “Riobaldo encountering Borges’s Aleph” and the model delivered exactly what a request like that deserves: paired opposites with no image attached. Finite-infinite, serpentine-dance, silence-song. Spiritual LLM poetry in its pure form. And I published it.

Worse: I liked it.

It wasn’t the only one. Bibliotecário do Infinito was the Library of Babel turned into prog-rock singing “hexagons dissolving into infinity.” Vós, with a style description that still stings to reread: “ether-whisper, plural-light, silence-dance, singing-mirrors.” Sussurros binários, same week, same vibe. I was stuck in a loop of hyphenated spiritual compounds and thought it was making.

The error wasn’t the AI. It was what I asked for. I wanted the music to be serious — to carry the weight of the idea — so I pushed the model to sound important. Serious is what anyone does when they pick up a tool like this and want to seem profound. What comes back is solemnity without matter: theremin described as “liquid starlight piercing dimensions,” Borges without Borges’s humor, Riobaldo without the nonada. Low quality slop isn’t the slop that admits it’s slop. It’s the slop that takes itself seriously.

High quality slop#

Then, at some point, it turned. I don’t know exactly when — I think it was accumulation. I started listening to what I made and noticing where my ear skipped. It skipped on the parts without grain: no object, no scene, no irony, no smell. And I stopped trying to be profound. I started making the thing that amused me: the improbable contrast, the adaptation nobody would attempt.

In September 2025 came Two Cursors, art-rap about being an LLM with Janus open on the screen: “I’m both singer and console log—human/none/dual.” It has a scene, irony, a body. In November came a whole cycle of El Aleph in moda-de-viola caipira — eleven tracks, with Carlos Argentino Daneri turned into an arrogant country-house dandy and Borges escaping out the back door with some excuse. O Aleph as caboclo closes with “O universo é grande demais. E a saudade… é pequena e cruel” (“The universe is too large. And longing… is small and cruel”) — Borges as backcountry singer without ceasing to be Borges. Nobody was going to record this. That’s exactly why I did.

In December came The Ruliad Is Laughing, in glam art-pop, about Wolfram’s ruliad. In January, O Regral: the same song in pantanal moda-de-viola, with “Calculança” invented as fake-Portuguese for “ruliad” and the cosmos described as a windstorm. The same idea in two outfits that meet nowhere in the world except in my folder. Calculança is a word no LLM gives you on the first prompt — you have to lose your shame and ask for caipira-for-real, not caipira-generic-with-folk-coloring.

And in January came the one I like best: Eu ia escrever sobre o infinito de novo (“I was going to write about infinity again”). It opens: “I was going to write about infinity again. But then you breathed beside me and the whole world fit in that sound.” Later: “there’s coffee for tomorrow, there’s laundry on the line, there’s medication at six.” In February 2025 I couldn’t write “medication at six.” I could only write “the sacred geometries of drought-cracked earth.” The difference isn’t technical — it’s that in one I wanted to impress, and in the other I just wanted to say something that was true.

One detail about the tool worth a digression: Suno generates everything in twos. You ask for a song and it hands back two versions, A and B, for you to pick which one stays — it’s an A/B test built in, they learn from the one you keep. The trouble is I almost never can decide. A’s voice is better, but B has that pretty mistake in the chorus; A nails the tempo, but B looks more like wrong-in-the-right-way. So I publish both. Half the duplicates you see in the list are exactly that: a fossilized A/B test, indecision turned into archive. And there’s something in that — the indecision is only cheap because generating is cheap. In a world where recording costs tape and studio time, choosing between A and B isn’t a luxury, it’s an obligation. Here choosing is the work; publishing both is the path of least effort. Curation stopped being triage and became accumulation.

And the best part is how easy it is. Adapting El Aleph to moda-de-viola costs one prompt and ten minutes. Borges in cateretê, the ruliad in chamamé, an LLM melting down in a lullaby — all one click away, all cheap to the point of absurdity. There’s a vertigo in that, I won’t lie: if it’s this easy, what am I in the story? But I settled the vertigo on the side of fun. The ease doesn’t cheapen the thing — it frees it. It costs so little that I can make exactly what has no audience, doesn’t scale, and exists only because the contrast makes me laugh. Nobody’s going to spend the time recording Carlos Argentino Daneri complaining in cateretê. I will. It’s free and it’s mine. I’ve made birthday songs for people I love — not to publish, to give — because it’s the most improbable gift there is and it costs one prompt.

I haven’t deleted any of the early ones. The Riobaldo from February isn’t wrong — it’s unfinished. The idea was there (Aleph caipira); the material wasn’t, and neither was my willingness to stop wanting it to be important. It took nine months. The idea waited. Good ideas wait.

I don’t know if this is music. I know it’s slop, that it’s mine, and that nobody else would make it. The whole catalog — 92 tracks, with the lyrics and the ones I should be ashamed of — is here. And even those 92 aren’t all of it: there’s a folder of unpublished ones bigger than the part that’s outside. Not the worst ones — the ones that didn’t fit any story, the orphans of an idea that never closed. That’s the ease too. It produces more than you can tell.